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Silas / They / 28 (‘97)

Hi, I’m Silas! I’ve been running this ship for a while, and I’m probably not getting off tumblr until they kick me out manually by force lmao. This blog was made cca… 2015 or something?? But I first joined in either 2011 or 2012. Wild as hell to think that was over a decade ago now.

I go by a few other names (though Silas is my main and catchall name) and sometimes indulge in a few he/him or it/its pronouns if the fancy strikes me, in addition to my main they/them. I’m nonbinary (masc leaning generally) and pan. I’m also some form of creature but I’m sure that’s not very relevant =]

I draw (less than I’d like nowadays, but I still do it consistently- it is a pretty big part of my life) and you can (usually) find my art at @smoketeeth pretty much everywhere, including here on tumblr. I really love music and have a pretty wide range in taste so most anything goes~.

I game a lot too, and you’ll most often find me on Istaria (usually known as Cynth, Velthrixahr, or Rashakar), FFXIV (usually on Isha'ri Moon and Errairhu Nyrset'hai), Draconia, GW2, and some other games. Huge fromsoft enjoyer also. If you wonder if I like a game or play it feel free to ask :>

This blog is my main and a catchall of all my interests, but I have, like, way too many sideblogs to list. Maybe one day. Ask if you wonder!

Generally, feel free to interact with me if you want, my dms and asks are open! And if you’re reading this, I hope you have a good day! ^^

ace-trainer-alice:

Anyway I was in a bit of a pickle recently. One of my subs wrote up some pretty complicated legalese documents as part of summoning me. I mean, I’m pretty perverted about paperwork but this was excessive. It had all the standard normal ritual circle stuff, but with pretty thorough definitions and alternative language. Combined with other restrictions and clauses leaving my hands and tentacles pretty thoroughly tied. And like perfect legal work doesn’t really have much eroticism to me. I think much of the kink of contracts lies in the loopholes and weird situations that arise. You now? But this time for once I was so well bound that I was almost afraid. Well, it took a while and was pretty difficult, but in the end I got off on a technicality.

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k-eke:

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

atlas-prime:

weepingchoir:

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

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vetchtibbles:

oh hey man so is your living weapon single or

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pointless-achievements:

ghostiemouse:

puppygirllaika:

animentality:

Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year

WASHINGTON, DC—The National Anti- Quartering Association, America’s foremost Third Amendment rights group, held its annual gala in Washingto

The Onion

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Amending My Opinion

Okay yeah turns out that part of the Bill of Rights would remain relevant longer than I expected. Rare W for the guys that wrote the constitution.

lgbterrorist:

anatomy

prompt from day 17 of offtober by @reallapiscake12! i’ve got a long and busy month ahead of me so this’ll probably the first and last time i’ll get to contribute sadly, but i had fun with this!

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buboplague:

commission for socks agency

green446004:

commission for @m-oshun :)

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m0nomercy:

what if we were both girls and exposed our family members for building a rollercoaster/trying to take over the entire tri-state area and also we kissed haha….

(this is a redraw of smthn i drew a while ago!!)

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